honesty hour π anon or not I have to answer
Send my muse “π + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.
No deleting questions, either!
Put “stay with me tonight” in my inbox for my Muse’s reaction to yours asking mine to spend the night with them.
THIS MAY BE TAKEN AS EITHER NSFW OR SFW
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.
(anons welcome)
Memes
jealous / possessive meme
- “ you’re mine. you hear me? ”
- “ were you with him/her? ”
- “ why is she/he calling you? ”
- “ do they know we’re together? ”
- “ were you with him/her? ”
- “ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”
- “ did she/he make a pass at you? ”
- “ i know you were with her/him ”
- “ you belong to me ”
- “ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”
- “ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”
- “im NOT jealous ”
- “ i thought you only had eyes for me ”
- “ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”
- “ you’re too good for her/him ”
- “is there someone else?”
- “ you were flirting with them ”
- “ they were flirting with you ”
- “ i don’t want you talking to them again ”
- “ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”
- “ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”
- “ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”
Hit on my muse
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
- If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
- There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
- Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
- Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
- Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
- Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
- My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
- Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
- You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
- Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
- You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
- I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
- I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
- Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
- Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
- I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
- Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
- You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
- My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
- Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
- Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
- Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
- You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
- Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
- Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
- I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
- I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
- If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
- Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
- You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
- Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
- I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
- It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
the song of achilles meme
i recently finished this book and it was just…so…beautiful, so i wanted to make a lil meme thing cause their were a lot of really great quotes & actions tbh. i thought it’d be nice to share ‘em and write ‘em out. change the pronouns to your liking ~
p.s. i kinda went over board so i put my favs above the read more and the rest ( more generic types of sent. memes ) under the read more. enjoy !
- “ i will never leave ____. it will be this , always, for as long as _____ will let me. “
- “ i would like to know how you are going to stop the losers from declaring war on you ? “
- “ will you help me put the rest of my armor on ? “
- “ we are finished here. “
- “ do not leave. “
- “ did you ever think of having children ? “
- “ ___ is half my soul, as the poets say. “
- “ I could recognize ____ by touch alone, by smell; I would know ____ blind, by the way ____ breaths came and ___ feet struck the earth. I would know ____ in death “
- “ coward. “
- “ ____ is a weapon. a killer. do not forget it. “
- “ you can use a spear as a walking stick, but that will not change it’s nature. “
- “ i do not plan to live after ____ is gone. “
- “ philtatos. “ ( means ‘most beloved’ )
- “ i could kill you still. “
- “ i am sorry for your loss. “
- “ name one hero who was happy. “
- “ they never let you be famous and happy. “
- “ let me bring you food and drink. “
- “ i cannot bear to see you grieving. “
- “ there are no bargains between lions and men. i will kill you and eat you raw. “
- “ is it worth your life ? “
- “ i hope that ____ kills you. “
- “ get out. get out ! “
- “ _____ is dead. “
- “ i am buried here. “
- “ we die so easily. “
- “ you will not speak another word or you will be sorry. “
- “ i wish he had left you to all die. “
- “ if you have to go, i will go with you. “
- “ i am made of memories. “
- “ listen to me. “
- “ i will not live much longer. “
- “ you are a better man than i. “
- “ i do not need to prove myself to you. “
- “ are you calling me a liar ? “
- “ i do not care. i will be dead soon. “
deathless β sentence meme
- You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
- You are going to break your promise. I understand.
- You’re lonely too.
- It will stop your breath, how cruel I can be.
- I am a demanding creature. I am selfish and cruel and extremely unreasonable.
- I am your servant.
- I crawl at your feet; for before your love, your kisses, I am debased.
- For you alone I will be weak.
- I belong here, and you will not deny me.
- I say these things, and the world listens.
- I do not tolerate a world emptied of you. I have tried.
- In the dark, I have pored over the loss of you like pale gold.
- I will not let her speak because I love her, and when you love someone, you do not make them tell war stories.
- I moved the earth and the water for you.
- You will always run away with her.
- You will always lose her.
- You will always be a fool.
- You will always be dead, in a city of ice, snow falling into your ear.
- You have already done all of this and will do it again.
- No one should be judged for loving more than they ought, only for loving not enough.
- We look terrible to you, and severe, and you see our blood flying.
- What we carry between us is hard-won, and we made it just as we wished it to be, just the color, just the shape.
- There need never be any rules between us.
- Let us be greedy together; let us hoard.
- Do not leave me, swear that you will never leave me.
- I am selfish. I am cruel. My mate cannot be less than I.
- Sleep with fists closed and shoot straight.
- I can’t abide a poor liar.
- You look like a winter’s night. I could sleep inside the cold of you.
- Oh, quit that. Blushing is for virgins and Christians.
- Scold me; deny me. Tell me you want what you want and damn me forever. But don’t leave me.
- Bad luck relies on absolutely perfect timing.
- In his own country, Death can be kind.
- What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists?
- Men die. It’s practically what they’re for.
- I am no one; I am nothing.
- Nothing in me was not made by you.
- A revelation is always the end of something. It might even be cause for grief.
- Just tell yourself a story that’ll satisfy you and pretend he told it.
- Forever isn’t bright; it isn’t like that. Forever is cold and hard and final.
- I savor bitterness - it is born of experience. It is the privilege of one who has truly lived.
- If you want to kill yourself, do not use us as your knife.
- What did I do wrong? Was I boring? Did I ignore you?
- Don’t you dare speak to me like that.
- I have worn nothing but blood and death for years.
- I have fought all your battles for you, just as you asked me.
- I have learned not to cry when I strangle a man.
- I have learned to watch everything die.
- I am not a little girl anymore, dazzled by your magic. It is my magic, now, too.
- Are we not devils?
- No one is now what they were before the war.
- I have not seen you without your skin on.
- Close up your head; your brain is getting loose.
- We obsess. It’s in our nature.
- I’ve a devil of a habit for being right.
- In war you must always choose sides.
- If you try to be a bridge laid down between them, they will tear you in half.
- We are all dead. All equal. Broken and aimless and believing we are alive.
- My old bones will follow yours soon enough.
- It is better to be strong and cruel than to be fair.
- I will see him with his skin off before I agree to fall in love.
- After love, no one is what they were before.
- I have survived, but I have not been spared.
- In the space of one heartbeat to another I loved you and I was lost to you.
- Frighten me, make me cry, only come back.
- It’s not so bad, my darling. Being dead. It’s like being alive, only colder.
- You’ll think it’s love, while he dines on your heart.
- You will be so beautiful when you are old.
- I cannot keep you and I cannot let you go.
- You will live as you live in any world…with difficulty, and grief.
- I look at you and it is like my throat being cut.
- She said you’d come and I swore to eat your heart.
- I still want to kiss you.
- My heart is being cut in two. I cannot bear it.
- What happens to anything beautiful?
- I have to know, I have to or else you will just rule me until the end of everything because you know and I do not.
Mafia themed sentences
{ trigger warnings: violence, noncon/dubcon implications }
- “You’d do well to pay. It’s in your best interest.“
- “We have ways of making you talk.”
- “The moment you came to us, we owned you.”
- “I’m not guarding the boss’s kid to play babysitter. Sit and behave.”
- “You run your mouth again and see what happens.”
- “I don’t care how tired you are, you don’t turn down clients until I say you can.”
- “Didn’t think I’d catch you, eh? Run away again, and I’ll break your legs.”
- “That was your first kill, you should feel proud. Hey… you don’t look so good…”
- “I don’t know what kind of ideas you’re getting but remember this… without me, you’re nothing.”
- “The world will eat you if you let it. That’s why it’s everyone for themselves. But here, you’ve got loyalty.”
- “Don’t be ungrateful… on your own with this kind of city, you’d be laying face down on a ditch if he/she hadn’t found you.”
- “You used to be such a good kid… glad I was able to break that out of you.”
- “I think there’s a mole in our operations… and you don’t exactly seem innocent to me.”
- “There’s no out. Even if you tried to kill yourself, we’ll just lock you up.”
- “Consider this a ‘gentle’ reminder of respect when speaking to me.”
- “Don’t worry, you’ll start to enjoy it soon enough.”
- “You might be a ruthless brute, but you’re ‘my’ ruthless brute.”
- “Kill him/her.”
- “They don’t wanna pay? Burn their house down.”
- “Don’t you know? You’re the gang’s ‘pet’.”
- “I think they’ve earned their lesson, you can stop hitting him/her now.”
- “Do you honestly intend to get this far without getting your hands dirty?”
- “He’s/she’s squirming around too much, drug them.”
- “Far as you know, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you.”
- “I’m sick of this, I want out.”
- “N-no… I… I didn’t want to kill him.”
- “I’m through with being your fucking lap dog.”
- “People wanna kill me in my sleep…”
- “I’m tired of being numb and desensitized. I’m tired of killing before I eat a goddamn breakfast like nothing happened. I’m tired of this life.”
- “If anything happens, I’ll take the blame. And don’t you dare to try to put it all on you this time, don’t even fucking think about it.”
- “I don’t care if my demands are silly, if you don’t do them, then your boss won’t be pleased if I suddenly got ‘injured’ under your watch.
- “Do you even know what you started? The riot and upcoming gang war will be beyond what your fucking punk ass can handle!”
- “How about we make a deal?”
- “Oh don’t worry, I won’t make a move anytime soon, but I’ll be watching you.”
- “Are you willing to take a bullet for me?”
- “I don’t know if I’m willing to forgive you just yet. Maybe if I throw another punch…”
- “I’m a person, and not someone for you to order around.”
- “You think you’re hot shit, but I’m the one who does your dirty work.”
- “You honestly believed I would never turn against you?”
- “M-my leg… it’s shot, I can’t walk…”
- “I ran away, but they’ll be looking for me I know it.”
- “You don’t need to get involved. Just walk away.”
- “Who said not to mix business with pleasure? Let’s talk this over with a date…”
- “If they find out I’m sleeping with you, they’ll kill me.”
- “Don’t worry, I heard human trafficking isn’t so bad. At least they’re not harvesting your organs.”
- “Please, let me go. I won’t do it again, please.”
- “It was simply a mistake on my part, it won’t happen again. I promise.”
- “No no, I’m not interested in your friends. I want you. Give yourself over, and they’ll be safe.”
- “You can sell me, but I’ll fight it with every fiber of my being.”
- “Hey hey, are you passing out? Come on, tell me names and I’ll stop the beatings.”
- “I trusted you. You were the only one I trusted, and for what? So you can stab my back?”
- “I can’t believe what you’re doing! Untie me, now. Do you have any idea what deep shit you’re in?!”
- “Just do what you’re told, like you always do.”
- “I know you’ve been tailing me.”
- “Care to explain why you were attempting to kidnap me?”
- “You know, you’re always such a fucking thorn on my side. But laying on the ground, beaten and helpless, you ain’t lookin’ half bad…”
- “Alright, you just quietly sit there on that chair lookin’ pretty. I’ll go collect your ransom.”
- “Did you just hit me, you fucking piece of-”
- “We can run away together.”
- “Come on, let me help you!”
- “Then you’ll be going to the highest bidder. Grand, eh? Ready for the auction?”
- “I don’t care what kind of best you have, you’re okay in my book.”
- “Shit, they weren’t supposed to die. Alright, we gotta cover this up. Grab that body.”
- “Can’t you ever follow orders?”